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Feb. 4th, 2004

I am no man

BEHOLD.

Oh, look. I made a quiz. Be amazed.
It's not on Quizilla. It's homemade like cookies.
I got my computerly-savvy friend to show me some code and... ta-da!
Which Demented LoTR Character are YOU?

Jan. 20th, 2004

I am no man

A public service announcement from Legolas.

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Jan. 4th, 2004

I am no man

Dream

I had the strangest/saddest/prettiest dream last night.
According to my dream, when mortals go into the West they fade on earth.
When hobbits go west, a figment and a thought of them appears in the Library under the Mountain.
(I know that sounds weird. Bear with me.)
When Frodo left he told Sam and I that he could come back, one day, if there was no more death in the world.
And so Sam and I looked for some-odd decades to find a way to end death.
Sam grew old and wearied at looking for the impossible.
Sam passed into the west.
I ran to the old bookstore, knocked three times, opened the back door behind the counter, and there was Frodo.
"Oh, Frodo, Sam can't help me look anymore..." I said.
"What do you mean? He's right here." Frodo smiled.
Sam came out from behind a bookshelf, not an elderly hobbit anymore, but the young one who set out from the Shire to go to Mordor.
"Can you ever come back?" I asked.
"Only when there's no more death." They said.
"But you can always come and visit us, miss." Sam said.
I left, and I searched for the cure for death for years. Eighty-something years later I found it in a department store.
I ran back to the bookstore where the door to the Library was hidden.
The bookstore had been destroyed.
The door was gone.

Nov. 18th, 2003

I am no man

Essay, ess ay, ess ayt, ess ate my cat

"Herman Hesse lacked maternal attention as a child, thus, he projected this need into his literary work. Female characters in Hesse's fiction act as mother figures..."
Which is scholarly-talk for "Hesse who wrote women as mother-types to random male schmucks."
I do not mention that the love of Hesse's love was a he. That's none of my damn business. But if he'd realized that sooner, maybe M'sieur Hesse would have written women as something more than pillars of motherhood.
Also, our text does not admit homosexual relationships of any sort.
Hesse had a boyfriend. They do not admit that.
They oversee Wilde, for heaven's sake.
Yes, he was married.
But They Who Writ The Text turned a blind eye towards his later homosexuality and imprisonment for it.
I am half-tempted look up a famous somethingorother who happened to be a lesbian to see what the hell the historians do about it.
"Miss M. died a spinster with a million cats."
And they will not mention the fine little blonde meal-ticket living with her when she expired.

(P.S.: Steal that bit in quotes and DIE. It's my midterm essay.)

Nov. 17th, 2003

I am no man

The commode doth explode!

I think someone attempted to blow up the toilets.
Is this a petty act of malice or just because "the commode doth explode!" sounds really cool?
I may never know.
The bomb was 'feminine protection' (stupid phrase, by the way) covered in toothpaste (at least I hope it was toothpaste. good lord) and baking soda.
That ought to be explosive.

Also, prat-queen asked me why I am at school for such a short time. Was tempted to say "I don't speak Eenglish, m'selle." Or, "to get away from gitinators like you!" But I said, "Long story. D'ruther not say" and played deaf after that.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Will go pester cat now in attempt to cheer self up.

Nov. 16th, 2003

I am no man

Cat-hats and love songs

I sat on the roof, and kicked off the moss
I've been playing the piano in my head and writing a song, which makes the winged cat happy.
It's about strawberry smoothies and love.
Strawberry smoothies because strawberry smoothies are good,
And love because love sells.

Also, the cat is on my head.
I have a live coon cap.
Cool.

Nov. 15th, 2003

I am no man

Corruption

Dad thinks that he is corrupting me.
Obviously Dad does not know about the everclear incident, the drug-trade in the school bathrooms, et all.
Or my French penpal, from whom I learned all the lovely curses in the entry below.
I really don't think people with buttons for eyes are going to mess up my mind, much.

However, one obliges those that are partially responsible for their existance. I do love dad.
Thus, my pet good-horror-novel penchant has been shoved into the closet.
Literally.
I read in the closet now.

Nov. 10th, 2003

I am no man

Poking fun at the Birthday Game

DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. (I'm an anarchist) Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. (What'dyameanI'mhasty?) Ambitious. Influential. Fun to be with. (Only when high on life, which is often, due to the incense.) Loves to socialize. (EE! PEOPLE!) Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. (All shall love me and despair, bints.) Honest and trustworthy. Pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Romantic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical. (Isn't this contradickting in-forr-ma-tionne?)
(Hahaha contradickting. I amuse myself.)

(Just now realized how wrong that sounds. "Contradickting" and "amuse self". I will now wash my mind in the gutter.)

The rest, I shall cut for Bizarre and Self-searchingish rambling. Only, I comment on all my analysies. Rudely.
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Nov. 9th, 2003

I am no man

HELP MEEE!

Help! Murder! Police!
Not really.
But can someone please help me with the mood icons thing? I found one I like, but it's not on the drop-down menu thing.
I feel amazingly stupid.
Also, I am having the period from hell.
So, here is my offer:
Help me figure this out or I will cut off your ears in the night with a pair of gardening shears.
Just joking.
*hides shears*

Nov. 4th, 2003

I am no man

"No need to adjust your monitor..."

Look ma, a Violent Feminist Animation!
With my mad kitty!
(It only takes about 3 minutes to load, loves.)
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P.S. If you watched it, please oh please comment. It's one of my more difficult forays into procrastination. I will love you forever if you comment.

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